August 2012
That Moment of Fame when your name is in a math...
most-awkward-moments:
When your parents ask you to act like a normal... →
10knotes:
Here’s a blog that’s totally worth following
rumour:
my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever
me: i think i'll just put my itunes on shuffle
me: skip
me: skip
me: skip
me: skip
me: skip
me: this is ok
me: wait no i don't like it any more skip
me: skip
nekodad:
elmo666:
laughing gas
teacher: where's your homework?
me: beyonce doesn't do homework
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
imhiskindofcrazy:
yourpetdog:
yourpetdog:
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
Watchprinsasslou:
OH MY GOD JUS TWATCH THE WHOL E THING IM SCRAEMING
circletines:
when a teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it right
davejohn420:
LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS AT SCHOOL AND MY TEACHER CALLED ME A SLACKER AND I SAID
“yeah im a slacker”
“im also a snacker”
aND THEN I PULLED A HUGE BAG OF CHIPS OUT OF MY POCKET AND IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD OMFG
damonallbran:
preliminaires:
neugenics:
badafro:
ohmygustavsson:
pregnancy begins when you look at a boy
pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy
pregnancy begins
the dark pregnancy
the dark pregnancy rises
harleyquinnsexual:
solluxcaptor:
unclefather:
if you drop a baby the 5 second rule still applies
the 5 second rule only applies to things that you’re going to eat
so it does apply
sleepthroughthealarm:
is that a threat
that looks like a threat
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
when I am allowed to go to a concert: talks about it constantly
when I am not allowed to go to a concert: talks about it constantly
