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rumour: my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever
me: i think i'll just put my itunes on shuffle
me: this is ok
me: wait no i don't like it any more skip
nekodad: elmo666: laughing gas
teacher: where's your homework?
me: beyonce doesn't do homework
imhiskindofcrazy: yourpetdog: yourpetdog: what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane. they yelled at me.
prinsasslou: OH MY GOD JUS TWATCH THE WHOL E THING IM SCRAEMING
circletines: when a teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it right
davejohn420: LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS AT SCHOOL AND MY TEACHER CALLED ME A SLACKER AND I SAID “yeah im a slacker” “im also a snacker” aND THEN I PULLED A HUGE BAG OF CHIPS OUT OF MY POCKET AND IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD OMFG
damonallbran: preliminaires: neugenics: badafro: ohmygustavsson: pregnancy begins when you look at a boy pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy pregnancy begins the dark pregnancy the dark pregnancy rises
harleyquinnsexual: solluxcaptor: unclefather: if you drop a baby the 5 second rule still applies the 5 second rule only applies to things that you’re going to eat so it does apply
sleepthroughthealarm: is that a threat that looks like a threat
i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
when I am allowed to go to a concert: talks about it constantly
when I am not allowed to go to a concert: talks about it constantly